Supremacy (Nice Wave)

No, this ain't about no movie xD
As a matter of fact it ain't got nothing to do with anything, but me of course... I thought it was about time to talk about something REALLY important. Perfection, they say, is unreachable. An utopy, or just a pushy hard demand people do on each other, in vain of course.
But I have an annoucement to make, for those who haven't already figured this one out...
I MADE IT!!!

Yes, I accomplished what not even God himself as ever been able too! For those who already know me, this isn't new, or even special, because they're already used to my honourous presence.

You are problably sayin': "This guy's crackin' up!!" or "You're nuts!...", so, let me point out the most important reasons that made me realize such feat:

- First of all, in all my humbleness, I must admit I posess a whole set of phisic qualities, whch enable me to preform any type of exercice efectively (I'm a hell of an athlet, that's what I mean...), and I don't remember God coming all the way down from Heaven, to bring Moses two huge rock sheets... No, the poor man who should be retired by then, was the one to climb up the bloody mountain to get the "God's Word" and spread it among the people... (God never heard about newspapers);
- Secound (I know you can count, but I like doing this xD), I'm pretty aware of my intelectual superiority, and cultural too. (I'm a smart-ass for short...);
- God's son ran from home, became an out-law, ruinned thousands of lives throughout time, got killed and holds the title for "The Literature's Greatest Bullshit Ever". As for me, I may not have kids yet, but I have a very obbedient dog...
- This one I'll keep simple, God never had a girlfriend...
- God hasn't home insurance... (I'm not even sure if he has home at all...);
- I can do all stuff God can't... Listenning to other's problems for example...


In order not to overwhelm you guys with my astonning qualities, I rest my case...
Oh, btw, Lord? Don't take it personal, after all he who is true shall not be punished...


P.S.: This blog has the title Nice Waves - Great Falls, meanning good moments and bad moments. This was clearly a good moment, in which my self-esteem was very high, so do me a favour... Don't ruin it! (Besides, it's my birthday, I can do whatever I want 'till midnight, just as Cinderella xD)